New Funny Quotes

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This is the most elegant quotation app and it's free. Modern design, user friendly interface.
Download this app and impress everyone with all these brilliant quotes, that you can share with your friends.
Really funny and creative, huge collection of quotes.
If you are looking for a funny collection of quotes, download this app and never stop laughing.
Do you need a smile, here you will find hundreds of new great funny quotes.
Do you need something funny for your facebook status, you are in the right place.
This new app is highly costumable to fit your unique preferances. Just go to setting, and in one click, you can personalize the fonts and the background to make your experience the best you can have.
This app contains a set of quotes that are collected carefully. The quotes we present range from motivitional quotes, to love and romantic sayings. All of which will have a deep impact on your life, and push you towards success and happiness. Upon meditating on one single quote we offer, it can bring fundemental changes to your way of life, and make of you a better human being.

Daily updated funny quotes!

* Best funny quotes with pictures!
* Save and share your favorite quotes.
* Simple navigation and clean interface.
* Voting system, your vote decide.
* Categorized galleries: hot, new and top.

WARNING: Some picture in this app may cause spontaneous, uncontrollable laugh. Please do not open this app in office, school or library! (or you can open it anytime and anyplace, I'm not your father.)

Do you need a smile on your boring day?
Do you need an inspiration for your Facebook status?
Do you need something funny to amuse your friends?
Welcome to Funny Quotes! Here is a daily updated funny quotes to brighten your day! All is free!
Here you will find various funny quotes, funny poems, humor, funny images collection.

Newest Features:
* Share picture using Facebook, Twitter, Google+, etc.. (thanks to Jason Yates)

Whoever you are, maybe you are come from a far away land, maybe you don't understand my language, maybe you are from a country that i never heard the name...
One thing is sure, everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
So, whoever you are, wherever you are, lets make this world brighter, starting with a smile :)

*Real Warning: these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

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-> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
-> I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
-> Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
-> My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
-> My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
-> I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
-> Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.